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Accordion update #1

My sister doesn’t seem too taken with my incessant attempts at playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Mum, however, thinks it’s hilarious.

Dec 30th

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I BOUGHT A MINI ACCORDION TODAY

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED THIS MAKES ME.

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Dec 29th

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religious experience

ericastarr: these are the most fantastically amazing, most wonderfully delicious, most HEAVENLY (dare i say orgasmic?) muffins i have ever tasted in my entire life. (save for a black-bottom “muffin” that i tried at horizon this summer… but that recipe, that post, is for another day.) anyway. these muffins are fucking wonderful. i love baking. BRB FINDING A 24 HOUR SUPERMARKET.

Dec 29th

“What’s a non-gay way of saying “i’m thinking of you”?”

– Si

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anybody else would get a smack in the mouth

Seniath says: 
  women are such bitches
  no offence

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Robert Pattinson:

sewwy: Get your foot-face off my dashboard. I love you more and more each day, Sewwy.

Dec 29th

Avatar.

geekybutcool: Simply, yes. Agreed.

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txtsfrmlstnght: (314): great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter (1-314): at least I said it was good

Dec 29th

MSTRKRFT - She’s Good For Business ...

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Ross Noble's Twitterbombard Tuesday

is directed at the Dragons of Dragons’ Den fame today. This is incredible.

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BBC News - Singer Van Morrison becomes father... →

Gross.

Dec 29th

Oh, cruel world!

JP bought me New Super Mario Brothers for Christmas, and gave it to me last night. Tonight I have to tidy my room because it’s a shameful tip. There will be no time for Mario. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Dec 29th